She's Just Not that Into You.

1. You "rich boys" are a dime a dozen. That's because the entire world props you up and throws money at you so you can "control" the rest of us. So, she's just not that inspired by your story or your grotesque line up of fancy cars that cost more than her school loans, she has seen it all and her last boy toy made 14 mill a year, move on please. She's more inspired by the marginalized overlooked bartender trying to get his loans paid off in white-boy America.

2. She's heard, "hey girl, where you from?", at least a million times. Try to spark an intelligent conversation or move the fuck on.

3. Don't think you're the first guy that has sent her a dick pic. She has about 100 of them in her arsenal and she's kind enough to not make fun of your crooked dick. Try sending a photo of your dog?

4. She's judging you. She's judging every word that comes out of your mouth. So stop talking.

5. She can see your 6' ass trying to scan the room for hotter chicks while you speak to her. She's not blind.

6. She's smarter than you for sure. She's just trying to make you feel better about yourself.

7. She's fully aware that you wanting to get married is a ploy to save money on taxes and keep her locked up in the kitchen asking her to ew, budget, on groceries. Move on.

8. She probably doesn't like your mom as much as she says she does. She knows you're a mammas boy and she secretly thinks its pathetic because she knows you will never respect her the way you respect your mom, and she's tired of being disrespected by society in general.

9. She secretly loves being single but plays the "oh I wish I had a husband" card around her married friends to make them feel better about their lives.

10. She knows men are a waste of valuable time, literally, and she would rather hit the gym and self-care.