New beauty cream ensures glow from the inside.

New beauty cream ensures glow from the inside out. This new amazing happening cream has a custom formulated ingredient list from the heavens. It has been blessed by the goddesses and sprinkled with star dust and moon dust. It even has dust from Mars! We purchased some from Elon.

It ensures that you wake up with a glow, as if you are happy from the inside, as if you are thriving, even though the world is treating you terribly. It makes you say nice things, out of the blue, even to people you can't stand.

You flow effortlessly through the streets to work, there is never traffic, the streets are lined with pink blossoms all the way to your work. Your boss loves you.

That's how powerful this stuff is.

***You know those articles you get from Poosh, Goop, TheCut, and IntoTheGloss about " the best eye cream" or "the best new face cream" - This is a parody on those if it's not obvious (insert eyeroll). I'm so sick of the things that we try to sell women as if it's going to make our lives suddenly, magically better.

xo

A

My top 5 drug store products under $100

 So I went to Walgreen's today and stocked up on my fav products. They had a 50% off hair care promo & buy 2 get one free skincare promo! So these are my top 5 drug store products under $100.

The Olay Regenerist Lotion has had some great reviews lately and I had to try. I put some on earlier today and literally noticed immediate results. This never happens!

The Burt Bee's face cleansing cream with soap bark & chamomile is one of my staples - it tingles and feels so fresh. I love using it in the mornings.

The Jamaican Black Castor oil helps clean my scalp so that my hair can grow even longer!

The Strength & Restore smoothie is a styling cream that I use when I wear my hair curly! It keeps it looking moisturized as helps keep my hair from falling out (which is a curly-girl thing ;) ).