New beauty cream ensures glow from the inside.

New beauty cream ensures glow from the inside out. This new amazing happening cream has a custom formulated ingredient list from the heavens. It has been blessed by the goddesses and sprinkled with star dust and moon dust. It even has dust from Mars! We purchased some from Elon.

It ensures that you wake up with a glow, as if you are happy from the inside, as if you are thriving, even though the world is treating you terribly. It makes you say nice things, out of the blue, even to people you can't stand.

You flow effortlessly through the streets to work, there is never traffic, the streets are lined with pink blossoms all the way to your work. Your boss loves you.

That's how powerful this stuff is.

***You know those articles you get from Poosh, Goop, TheCut, and IntoTheGloss about " the best eye cream" or "the best new face cream" - This is a parody on those if it's not obvious (insert eyeroll). I'm so sick of the things that we try to sell women as if it's going to make our lives suddenly, magically better.

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