Cool gifts & things that you don't need....but are SO cute!

Cool gifts & things that you don't need, but are SO cute:

New beauty cream ensures glow from the inside.

New beauty cream ensures glow from the inside out. This new amazing happening cream has a custom formulated ingredient list from the heavens. It has been blessed by the goddesses and sprinkled with star dust and moon dust. It even has dust from Mars! We purchased some from Elon.

It ensures that you wake up with a glow, as if you are happy from the inside, as if you are thriving, even though the world is treating you terribly. It makes you say nice things, out of the blue, even to people you can't stand.

You flow effortlessly through the streets to work, there is never traffic, the streets are lined with pink blossoms all the way to your work. Your boss loves you.

That's how powerful this stuff is.

***You know those articles you get from Poosh, Goop, TheCut, and IntoTheGloss about " the best eye cream" or "the best new face cream" - This is a parody on those if it's not obvious (insert eyeroll). I'm so sick of the things that we try to sell women as if it's going to make our lives suddenly, magically better.

xo

A

Elon Musk & Mark Zuckerberg announce that they too, are feminists.

Elon Musk & Mark Zuckerberg announced on Saturday morning that they are feminists, too. They both fell asleep at their desks at the same time, hit their heads on their keyboards and had an epiphany. They woke up and realized, "I too, am a feminist". They suddenly realized that their macho toxic behavior, hunger for more success, capitalist greed, and harm to the enviornment were not only hurting the women around them, but themselves as well. They realized they needed to join the feminist movement and take on the male toxicity themselves.

Musk has already started a new organization called "The Bush" where he is accepting donations to hand out to all women for no reason other than paying them back for the bullshit they have all endured. Zuckerberg has joined the movement as board of directors where he is actively campaigning in congress for equal pay, paid maternity leave, and more equity FOR ALL, not just for Facebook. He has also promised to hire 50% more women in 2020.