Elon Musk & Mark Zuckerberg announce that they too, are feminists.

Elon Musk & Mark Zuckerberg announced on Saturday morning that they are feminists, too. They both fell asleep at their desks at the same time, hit their heads on their keyboards and had an epiphany. They woke up and realized, "I too, am a feminist". They suddenly realized that their macho toxic behavior, hunger for more success, capitalist greed, and harm to the enviornment were not only hurting the women around them, but themselves as well. They realized they needed to join the feminist movement and take on the male toxicity themselves.

Musk has already started a new organization called "The Bush" where he is accepting donations to hand out to all women for no reason other than paying them back for the bullshit they have all endured. Zuckerberg has joined the movement as board of directors where he is actively campaigning in congress for equal pay, paid maternity leave, and more equity FOR ALL, not just for Facebook. He has also promised to hire 50% more women in 2020.