How to make her fall in love.

1. Don't be an asshole 2. Don't be rude and insensitive. 3. Try to channel your inner goddess. 4. Try to remember her birthday. 5. Try to get a job, doesn't have to be an amazing one, but at least a job. 6. Try to eat healthy so you don't fart everywhere, all the time. 7. Try to use your male superiority & privilege to HER benefit, in other words, support her. 8. Don't invite your friends everywhere you both go. 9. Shower often. 10. Try to be spontaneous.